Um... No Happy Ending Please

So, I just finished getting a massage in Shan Tou, China... and lets just say damn China is shady/awesome.

Pops and I went to a pretty nice hotel to get a massage but when we got there and asked to get massages we were taken to a VIP room where there was a shower and... a bed... in the shape of a heart. So my dad was like... uh.. we just want a "normal massage." Instead the guy mis-hears us as... we want a nicer room and proceeds to take us to the deluxe VIP room where there's a small chandelier and glass shower etc.

So my dad again asks for a regular massage and the guy leads us through the halls, where I pass by a room with tons of girls dressed in hot pink low cut dresses and mini-skirts....

anyways NO, i did not get massaged by those girls nor did anything else happen. I managed to get a regular massage from some 40 year old lady with no surprise ending. Although I never want to set foot in that VIP area again.

On a seperate topic. I've been made fun of twice today, for not knowing how to speak mandarin. It freaking sucks i wish i knew how. as they old ladies said "what kind of chinese person doesn't speak chinese"

So crazy tired again.. gotta go on a 9 hour bus ride BACK to HK tmr. but i'll throw up some pics for stuff we saw in Shan Tou.

Awesome Helmet:



The Colonel's sister?



Wtf is PlayboyBao


Only the best clinic...



Hm... no thanks


Look Closely at the middle of the bike. Self made motorcycle


China Tractor-car


Hotel Movie Guide. maybe they came out with a new version?


At a temple.


Restaurant in Shan Tou - NO MENU!